Because Coffee… That’s why… #Coffee #CaffeineJunkie #AboutToCutABitch #NoRestForTheWicked_AndWickedWeAre #OffWork #EMS #Worklife #Ambulance

Because Coffee… That’s why… #Coffee #CaffeineJunkie #AboutToCutABitch #NoRestForTheWicked_AndWickedWeAre #OffWork #EMS #Worklife #Ambulance

Boom! That was a memorable @fightsoap L.E. drop! Straight #Soaperator as F@$! Just happened to pull up the site at 7pm Pacific on My phone, before heading home to the laptop & BOOM Shits real!! Scored a few bars! Then #CartSniped a few more at the supposed drop time. 4 separate orders but nailed 7 bars total. That’s a bitch in shipping, but whatever! #SoaperatorProblems.
Definitely looking forward to trying these. No #ButtHurtBalm needed here! #FightSoapLEDropNight #FightSoap #OnlineShoppingMoshPit #AlwaysBeReady #SoapGameOnFuckingPoint

Boom! That was a memorable @fightsoap L.E. drop! Straight #Soaperator as F@$! Just happened to pull up the site at 7pm Pacific on My phone, before heading home to the laptop & BOOM Shits real!! Scored a few bars! Then #CartSniped a few more at the supposed drop time. 4 separate orders but nailed 7 bars total. That’s a bitch in shipping, but whatever! #SoaperatorProblems.
Definitely looking forward to trying these. No #ButtHurtBalm needed here! #FightSoapLEDropNight #FightSoap #OnlineShoppingMoshPit #AlwaysBeReady #SoapGameOnFuckingPoint

The Roommie (@ljacquelynnw) caught Me in the act Friday night. This was after many Tanqueray & Tonics. I switched it up to a Pabst & Jameson shot, to represent My Humboldt Peeps, in Southern Oregon! #FridayNight #PabstBlueRibbon #JamesonWhiskey #GoodTimes #ImDefinitelyNotInMy20sAnymore #ShitsRough #DamnILookGood #NightLife #RogueValleyLivin #RebelliousMisfit #3percent #2A #DontTreadOnMe

The Roommie (@ljacquelynnw) caught Me in the act Friday night. This was after many Tanqueray & Tonics. I switched it up to a Pabst & Jameson shot, to represent My Humboldt Peeps, in Southern Oregon! #FridayNight #PabstBlueRibbon #JamesonWhiskey #GoodTimes #ImDefinitelyNotInMy20sAnymore #ShitsRough #DamnILookGood #NightLife #RogueValleyLivin #RebelliousMisfit #3percent #2A #DontTreadOnMe

Hot date’s on Her way. Got My pinstripes on & getting ready to dress ta da nines. For an evening at the Southern Oregon music festival. Checking out Gator Nation & High Street. #DrMartins #Swing #KeepingItReet #OldSchool #HotDate #MusicLife #DoStuff #Adventure #GetOffYoCouch #DaysOff

Hot date’s on Her way. Got My pinstripes on & getting ready to dress ta da nines. For an evening at the Southern Oregon music festival. Checking out Gator Nation & High Street. #DrMartins #Swing #KeepingItReet #OldSchool #HotDate #MusicLife #DoStuff #Adventure #GetOffYoCouch #DaysOff

Knocking out the items on today’s “to do list”. I’m definitely rough on My shit. It was a shiny @rainierarms NiB BCG. It’s a dirty, stained bitch now. But thats ok. Im all about that Bass (boom), No treble (bling). #GunLife #CoffeeAndGuns #HowNaughtyIsYourBCG? #AR15 #556 #223 #3percent #DontTreadOnMe #2A #MaloneLabe #PewPewPew #RunYourGun_FuckSafeQueens

Knocking out the items on today’s “to do list”. I’m definitely rough on My shit. It was a shiny @rainierarms NiB BCG. It’s a dirty, stained bitch now. But thats ok. Im all about that Bass (boom), No treble (bling). #GunLife #CoffeeAndGuns #HowNaughtyIsYourBCG? #AR15 #556 #223 #3percent #DontTreadOnMe #2A #MaloneLabe #PewPewPew #RunYourGun_FuckSafeQueens

Off to bed, early to rise. Wrote tomorrows to do list. #Warriorlife #ShitToDo #Friday #DaysOff #RogueValleyLivin #DoStuff #3percent #2A #DontTreadOnMe #RebelliousMisfit #XD45c #CleanDatNightStandSucka

Off to bed, early to rise. Wrote tomorrows to do list. #Warriorlife #ShitToDo #Friday #DaysOff #RogueValleyLivin #DoStuff #3percent #2A #DontTreadOnMe #RebelliousMisfit #XD45c #CleanDatNightStandSucka

Range trip with My #VikingAsFuck 2nd Cousin. Static range no dynamic Shenanigans, but good family trigger time none the less. #45ACP #XD45c #AR15 #Mini14 #556 #223 #3percent #DontTreadOnMe #2A #MaloneLabe #PewPewPew #Ohana #RogueValleyLivin #DoStuff #RangeLife

Range trip with My #VikingAsFuck 2nd Cousin. Static range no dynamic Shenanigans, but good family trigger time none the less. #45ACP #XD45c #AR15 #Mini14 #556 #223 #3percent #DontTreadOnMe #2A #MaloneLabe #PewPewPew #Ohana #RogueValleyLivin #DoStuff #RangeLife

A shower well deserved this evening. Pic pretty much sums up the day. Even tapped out My @fightsoap #Hellcat. Slay Dragons, Save the World, Win the Girl. #Warriorlife #DanZanRyu #Jujitsu #RangeDay #Ohana #PetLife #FightSoap #GrindHardStayHumble #RebelliousMisfit #PewPewPew #GetOffYoCouch #DoStuff #Thankful

A shower well deserved this evening. Pic pretty much sums up the day. Even tapped out My @fightsoap #Hellcat. Slay Dragons, Save the World, Win the Girl. #Warriorlife #DanZanRyu #Jujitsu #RangeDay #Ohana #PetLife #FightSoap #GrindHardStayHumble #RebelliousMisfit #PewPewPew #GetOffYoCouch #DoStuff #Thankful

It’s tooooo early to be negotiating Pterodactyls on the way to the shower… #HomeLife #INeedCoffee #AintNobodyGotTimeFoDat #ExcuseMeMrDinosaurIfYouCouldKindlyMove #HowYouKnowYouLiveWithA3YearOld #ShitsAboutToGetReal

It’s tooooo early to be negotiating Pterodactyls on the way to the shower… #HomeLife #INeedCoffee #AintNobodyGotTimeFoDat #ExcuseMeMrDinosaurIfYouCouldKindlyMove #HowYouKnowYouLiveWithA3YearOld #ShitsAboutToGetReal

Find a base, hold your space like a Spartan.
Never fill in the blanks, let ‘em hang in the ranks, let ‘em crowd up.
Never cut to the chase or skip to the bullets & blaze, watch ‘em get loud.
Take it title to credits, every never is now. -P.O.S #Warriorlife #3percent #2A #DontTreadOnMe #RebelliousMisfit #MartialArts #MMA #DanZanRyu #Jujitsu #Kenpo

Find a base, hold your space like a Spartan.
Never fill in the blanks, let ‘em hang in the ranks, let ‘em crowd up.
Never cut to the chase or skip to the bullets & blaze, watch ‘em get loud.
Take it title to credits, every never is now. -P.O.S #Warriorlife #3percent #2A #DontTreadOnMe #RebelliousMisfit #MartialArts #MMA #DanZanRyu #Jujitsu #Kenpo

Friday night lights. Standby at the Homecoming game. I’ll admit, I’m not the biggest football fan. But it’s cool to see My small town, out doing small town stuff… and #Fireworks. #SmallTownLiving #WorkLife #EMS #Ambulance #Reflections

Friday night lights. Standby at the Homecoming game. I’ll admit, I’m not the biggest football fan. But it’s cool to see My small town, out doing small town stuff… and #Fireworks. #SmallTownLiving #WorkLife #EMS #Ambulance #Reflections

Love catching airport transfers being able to hit tge #Sunset on the way back. Of course it’s even better off duty. But I’ll take what I can get. #Worklife #EMS #Ambulance #Coastlife #Thankful #Beach #RedwoodEmpire #Orange

Love catching airport transfers being able to hit tge #Sunset on the way back. Of course it’s even better off duty. But I’ll take what I can get. #Worklife #EMS #Ambulance #Coastlife #Thankful #Beach #RedwoodEmpire #Orange

A glimpse into the morning of an EMT

-Round 1: “Assault on Breakfast”
Started with My coffee & scrambled eggs about to sit outside the station, taking a seat at the picnic table with a Coworker. Just before I could feast on this delicious plate of breakfast glory I had prepared for myself, hoping to fuel my day. After a morning run. A spider drops from the bottom of said picnic table. Hovering just above My lap. The 8 razor like legs dangling in a perfect rhythm of hate. I jumped up faster than a circus clown out of a cannon. Turning from seasoned Jujitsu practitioner to a Kung Fu Master, utilizing the “Flailing Windmill style”. My steal toe boots finally brought My worthy foe to the ground. Tapatio still in hand, I rained My improvise weapon of spicy red deliciousness upon the carcass of My adaversary. Violent trauma wasn’t enough! I had to employe chemical warfare to make sure the job was done! Feeling satisfied with My accomplishments, I told Matt to scoot his ass over a bit more. & got down to business with My culinary wizardry of the morning.
-Round 2: “Kitteh on the Run”
The piercing tone drops & off to My 1st call of the day. While on scene negotiating the patient out from his trailer. The prized Kitty “Mitzy” had escaped. The wife of the patient, being a sweet yet colorful character, was distraught to put it mildly. Being the closest one in play. I summoned up My inner Steve Irwin & calmly approached the miniature majestic Panther in what looked like a slow motion pursuit. As the wiley feline started to make its way under a nearby picnic table, to the vicious lions suprise, I had obtained a firm hold on its tail! All for legs scrambled like a scene from Scooby Doo, cursing Me in spiteful meows. By that time the elderly yet adorably eccentric wife made her way to release “Mitzy” from the clutches of its would be captor. As I stood up & turned around to see My partner with the grin of an amused child, camera phone in hand, had nearly missed the National Geographic photo of the year. Cat saved, Patient loaded, Little old Lady happy. EMS saves the day.
-Round 3: “The barn swallow”
While fresh from aboves scene of urban trailer safari. We were now en route to the hospital. Nice easy transport. No narcissistic lights & sirens. Just the calm morning, window down to enjoy the fresh sea air. After negotiating & observing the flow of traffic. I grab My cup of fresh brewed comfort most refer to as coffee. This same cup had been with Me since the mornings 1st fiasco. So there was a certain rapport built with the cup of awesome I now hold in My hand. Eyes honed on the open road as I transport My Patient (wifes riding up front with Me mind you). As I initiate a sip from this marvelous receptacle of goodness, what seems to be a gigantic flying insect the size of a small bird decides it needs to strategically fly into the cab of the Ambulance. Now I want to take a moment to note that although I am terrified of spiders, I can usually maintain & decent composure when dealing with most of God’s other creatures. But when a miniature pterodactyl flys into your unit, one has a tendency to become rather unnerved. The beautiful java that once occupied My chalice has now made its way airborne on My side of the cab. As the navigator of this ship, I implemented the steely nerves it takes to maintain a steady course, as this hideous creature I still cannot get a good picture of ping pongs around the helm, before exiting back out to the harsh wicked environment in which it came. My passenger quirkaly unphased by the whole ordeal. I sit, steering this ship while soaked in My coffee. Which had long since cooled as it traveled by my side, through the mornings escapades. Being the optimistic Man that I am. I looked down to happily find a few last sips of the nourishing substance that once filled My cup. Once to the Hospital I declared the mission a success. All this before 10a.m. As I embark on the next 48hrs known as My job….

Enjoying the 65° coastal morning before starting My shift. #CoastLife #RedwoodEmpire #Beach #Fitness #Running #Fatty_Getting_Back_At_It #WorkLife #EMS #IndianSummer

Enjoying the 65° coastal morning before starting My shift. #CoastLife #RedwoodEmpire #Beach #Fitness #Running #Fatty_Getting_Back_At_It #WorkLife #EMS #IndianSummer

"A miracle. Here’s our own hands against our hearts." 
Or perhaps our feet in the sand. #Running #Fitness #Warriorlife #Coastlife #Thankful #Beach #RedwoodEmpire #Dayoff

"A miracle. Here’s our own hands against our hearts."
Or perhaps our feet in the sand. #Running #Fitness #Warriorlife #Coastlife #Thankful #Beach #RedwoodEmpire #Dayoff